Cheltenham Racecourse

The Wardens

2025

The Wardens

The wardens are completely dedicated to their jobs and with the jurisdiction to issue tickets for just about any ridiculous rule or law that they see fit to invent. These may include: Walking without due care and attention; wearing a loud shirt in a built-up area; possession of an offensive child or whistling an infectious song.

Anything with wheels can fall foul of bad parking (using their portable roll out double yellow lines), balding tyres, or simply be pulled over for a random safety check or speeding – yes they have a speed camera too! Watch out or you may find that you end up with a ticket!

It’s not all about tickets though, for these two loveable, laughable interactive characters like nothing more than to stop for a good old chat and if there is any music playing they love to show off their crazy dance moves.